Friday, July 15, 2005

One-Stop Shop

Apparently, the EU is starting to lose hope that they can dissuade the Islamofascist government of Iran from building nuclear weapons. In fact, this Reuters article describes EU leaders as being downright gloomy:

BERLIN (Reuters) - European Union foreign ministers will agree on Monday to press on with a diplomatic initiative to try to persuade Iran to abandon its nuclear ambitions despite gloom since the election of an Islamic hard-liner as president.

Considering the fact that high government officials of Iran have threatened to use nukes, preemptively, on both the United States and Israel, I can understand the gloom.

Well, what to do? What to do, when you're so gloomy? Hey, I've got an idea. Let's do some cocaine:

Cocaine traces have been found at the European Parliament in an inquiry by one of Germany’s main broadcasters. The Sat-1 channel sent reporters to take 46 swabs from toilets and other public areas of the Brussels buildings. Nearly all tested positive for cocaine.

A European Parliament spokeswoman said cocaine abuse was not a problem among staff working at the buildings.

A professor who analysed the samples said the amounts found were too great to have been carried in on clothing. “It simply reflects the fact that cocaine was brought in there,” Professor Fritz Sorgel of the Institute for Biomedical and Pharmaceutical Research in Nuremberg (IBMP) told the BBC News website.

“The amount was too high and found in too many spots. It shows it was brought in deliberately.”

I hope the Euros use the word "toilet" to mean bathroom. I'd hate to think they're snorting the coke right off the toilet seat. But, it would make sense that their faces would be near the toilet seat, given how much time they spend kissing the Iranians butts.