Friday, February 10, 2006

Oh Oh,
Is Someone About To Have
A Very Public Breakdown?

Rapper Kanye West is exhibiting clear symptoms of an impending Schizophrenic breakdown. From Contact Music:

Cocky rap star KANYE WEST is calling for a revised edition of THE BIBLE, because he thinks he should be a character in it.

The JESUS WALKS hitmaker, who picked up three Grammy Awards last night (08FEB06), feels sure he'd be "a griot" (West African storyteller) in a modern Bible.

He says, "I bring up historical subjects in a way that makes kids want to learn about them. I'm an inspirational speaker.

"I changed the sound of music more than one time... For all those reasons, I'd be a part of the Bible. I'm definitely in the history books already."

Really, people ought to get the word out to his handlers. If what I suspect turns out to be true, this is not going to be pretty.