Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Calm Down, It's Just A Joke



Bill, Hillary, and Al were in an airplane crash. They're up in heaven, and God is sitting on the great throne.God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFC's and if any more Freon is used the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we will die."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people."

"I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do."

"I also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

Hillary says, "I believe you're in my chair."