Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Oh Snap,
A Historic Slap?
Well, How About
If We Send
A Thousand
Up Your Ass?

Ahmadinejad is at it again, but, this time, in his most baldfaced "threatening" mode:

TEHRAN (AFX) - Iran's hardline President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad boasted Wednesday that the Islamic republic had mastered the entire nuclear fuel cycle and that it would give an "historic slap" to any attacker.

"Today, Iran has mastered the entire nuclear fuel cycle, from start to finish, thanks to young Iranian scientists," the president said in a speech in the southwestern border town of Khorramshahr.

"The enemies are looking to plot and want to create differences among Iranians to stop us getting our rights," Ahmadinejad said.

"But if they do the slightest damage to the Iranian people, if they commit the slightest aggression, they will receive an historic slap."

Let me think about this; Iran may, possibly, have between 1-20 nuclear devices. America has, well, in the thousands of nuclear devices, all perched on the tips of Inter-Continental Ballistic Missilies.

For God's Sake, who do you think will receive a "historic slap"?