Saturday, July 08, 2006

I Swear
It's True


I was walking up the stairs of a parking garage today, and as I turned a corner I found a man sitting on the stairs, reading a paper and eating his lunch. He was wearing a guard uniform which indicated that he was the security man for the parking garage.

When he looked up at me, I saw that he was an Arab man, and that he had a Hitler mustache. Yes, it's true.

It was not a subtle little mustache. It was a full-on Hitler mustache without a doubt.

I suppressed the urge to beat him senseless, to yell at him, to try to embarass him. I suppressed all my urges, said hello in a cheery voice, and that was that.